imagine if you woke up…

…and your house looked like this.

apparently tastiness is inversely proportional to population…

So you’re a tribal guy just chilling in the rainforest of papua new guinea and you’re hungry, so you trap yourself a creature.  one that you’ve never seen before.  what do you do?  eat it.
“One of the villagers said that he had trapped one in a snare and eaten it in the jungle, being unaware [...]

har har har

mmmm, Pork-board!

So even as bad as the rap all Chinese food imports have gotten recently, that’s nothing compared to this:

“Chinese food ‘made from cardboard’”

my childhood!

it’s not too often…

that a UK Military officer has to assure that, “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”
bbc

nails are cool when they’re holding your house up

so yeah this was embedded in my flip-flops. I thought there was just a persistant pebble that had been stuck there for a few days but apparently, ah, not.

street art cot’d

in addition to having a pretty awesome name, Shepard Fairey is probably my new favorite artist, for those of you that were keeping track of that kind of thing…

we’ll make MILLIONS

hey guys!  lets go to poor, destitute sub-Saharan africa and dupe poor, destitute villagers into thinking we’re miracle workers (and that we cure AIDS!)!
we wouldn’t be the first….

you almost feel bad for rudolph…

first his south carolina campaign co-chair thinks it’s just the pinnacle of humor to call the NAACP the, “National Association for Retarded People,” among other various slurs and general douchebaggery (my new favorite descriptive-word), and now, his Southern US campaign chairman is revealed to have indulged in some of man’s baser pleasures. That’s actually [...]