unambitious dragons!

perfect.  just amazingly well-done.
david sedaris delivers a pizza:

what in the christ

so I don’t remember what the source of this quote is, all I remember is hearing it and writing it down:
“crazier than a dozen opium-smoking frogs”
which really, is a singularly striking visual, and is particularly effective at conveying the concept of utter lunacy. which brings me to part II of this post:
The Playmobil [...]

oh that’s right I have a blog

yeah, it really is better sans feline
and! What do these (seemingly) unrelated things have in common?

“knowing what’s best for poor people”
“barack obama”
“expensive sandwiches”
“oscar parties”
(they’re all things that white people like)
this post brought to you by my almost posting it with the phrase “thing shave” instead of “things have”
man, that would’ve been awkward.