I have had the pleasure to eat not one (1) but two! (2!) royalborn stonefruits in the past day.
it’s shitty resolution because macbook pros don’t have macro cameras but it says
“RED LION: KING OF NECTARINES”
kind of a dubious kingdom, isn’t it?
I think I’d rather be KING OF LEAFY GREENS or maybe even KING OF TRUFFLES if I was feeling particularly sassy.