this is a guy who knows how to have a good time:
A BUTCHER with a shoe fetish made an 11-year-old girl wear high heels and kick him in the genitals, a court has been told.
Colin Lazarus, 32, of Footscray, bought the girl black pointy platform shoes then persuaded her to wear them so she could kick him in the genitals, the Victoria County Court was told yesterday.
One time, he bought the girl high heel shoes to wear, while another time he told her to stand on his neck while her brother kicked him.
Mr Lazarus and the victims remained clothed during the incidents. [THANK GOD FOR THAT!]