drunken wisdom

after my epic 10-hours-of-drunk, encompassing whiskey, beer, wine, sangria, mojito, and more wine, I do declare:

every girl you’ve ever met is on a hook–but some of the lines are longer than others

that’s some sage-ass shit right there, homie.

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