help desk folly

myucsc
apparently Sheryl Crow is now a technician for ITS, or so I was told by a client who was apparently assisted by her.

we also reset passwords for Myspace user accounts, and conduct the majority of our academic and administrative business with glittery animated GIFs (“GRADEZ N EVALS”) and bulletins (“YO YO YO GEORGE B HERE, WE GONNA ROCK THOSE TREESITTERS RIGHT OUTTA DA TREES”).  yo yo yo, myspace ≠ my.ucsc, aiight?

late edition update: got an email from a UCSC graduate who needed our help “accessing his porthole.”  He forgot his “porthole account information.” Arr, matey, you’ll be walkin’ the plank before you get my gold transcripts and jewel-crusted GPA.

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