MORE unhappy felines!

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the owl whisperer?

“I don’t remember how many times it has attacked me, but the day before yesterday, it pecked me 20 times,” Yang said. “It doesn’t hurt but it is really annoying.”

 angry owls

geek social fallicies

while I’m sure there’s no firm scientific basis for this analysis, anecdotally I find it wholly accurate, and somewhat interesting.  one of those things that one always knew subconsciously, but didn’t have a good understanding of until it was logically laid out.  anyway…

 the five geek social fallacies.

blegh.

good. christ.

honestly, fox news, really. really.

They asked, in a poll:

If there is an all-out war between the United States and various radical Muslim groups worldwide, who would you rather have in charge — Democrats or Republicans?

and the democrats won!

plus I learnt a new word.

all in all, very satisfying.

I’ll be as romantic about blue-collar labor as I damn well please

awesome slideshow 

I appreciate it when spam loses the dumb euphamisms…

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album of unhappy cats

(clicky)

well, shucks.

I guess I am part of the executive branch, after all.

AGH MY THUMB

this thing is advertised as a “BodyGard [c’mon, is it so hard to include the ‘u’?] 5-in-1 Emergency Tool.” One of the five tools included in this little SMORGASBORD OF PAIN is a car window breaker, which you can see on the left-hand side of the picture. The light-gray cylinder depresses into the unit as it is pushed against a window, and eventually a spring-loaded pin shoots out of the hole at high speed, striking the window with enough force to shatter it. or, alternately, PIERCING THE THUMB of anybody unfamiliar with the device and unlucky enough to use their finger rather than a window to push down the sheath.

fuck, that hurt.